1 00:00:01,276 --> 00:00:05,076 Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 2 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:06,976 Shut up! Shut up! 3 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,976 What do... what do you want?! 4 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,476 Ask your little no-collar choirboy, huh? 5 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,176 - Oh! - You owe me 6 grand. 6 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:14,176 Oh! 7 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:16,176 Kenny, do you know these boys? 8 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:19,543 Look, guys, I'll get it! I just need more time. 9 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,776 Keep him away from me, huh? 10 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:31,676 I feel like a child molester. 11 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,243 Oh! 12 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:37,310 Oh, nice work, kid. 13 00:00:37,343 --> 00:00:38,976 The department's got an undercover program. 14 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:40,943 Every year, the department takes younger-looking officers... 15 00:00:40,976 --> 00:00:42,976 At least, the younger-looking ones 16 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,943 we think can handle the pressure. 17 00:00:44,976 --> 00:00:46,343 Teach them how to be teenagers again. 18 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:48,176 Then we send them out to various high schools 19 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,810 where we can use a good man undercover. 20 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:51,143 No, thanks. 21 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,343 Either this or I assign you to a desk at Parker center 22 00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:54,943 until you look old enough to be a cop. 23 00:00:54,976 --> 00:00:58,343 This is not a real impressive completion record, Bauer. 24 00:00:58,376 --> 00:01:00,076 Seems like, at wilcox high, 25 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:02,443 you threw a lot of interceptions. 26 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:09,476 Come on, waxer! Leave me alone, man! 27 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:16,476 You're gonna like it here at Amherst, boy. 28 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,110 You're gonna like it a lot if you like dying. 29 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:31,710 ♪ We never thought of finding ♪ 30 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,310 ♪ A place where we belong ♪ 31 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:36,976 ♪ Don't have to stand alone ♪ 32 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:39,610 ♪ We'll never let you fall ♪ 33 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,310 ♪ Don't need permission ♪ 34 00:01:41,343 --> 00:01:44,476 ♪ To decide what you believe ♪ 35 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,776 ♪ You're gonna learn something ♪ 36 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:46,943 ♪ When we meet you after school ♪ 37 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,410 ♪ I said, jump ♪ 38 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:52,010 ♪ Down on jump street ♪ 39 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:54,110 ♪ I said, jump ♪ 40 00:01:54,143 --> 00:01:56,810 ♪ Down on jump street ♪ 41 00:01:56,843 --> 00:01:58,776 ♪ Your friends will be there ♪ 42 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:02,843 ♪ When your back is ♪ to the wall ♪ 43 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:04,876 ♪ You'll find you need us ♪ 44 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:07,843 ♪ 'Cause there's no one else to call ♪ 45 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:09,843 ♪ When it looks hopeless ♪ 46 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:12,843 ♪ A decision's what you need ♪ 47 00:02:12,876 --> 00:02:14,843 ♪ You better be ready 'cause you're running out of time ♪ 48 00:02:14,876 --> 00:02:15,943 ♪ I said, jump ♪ 49 00:02:15,976 --> 00:02:19,010 ♪ 21 jump street! ♪ 50 00:02:24,371 --> 00:02:26,705 Kyle rote, baby, New York giants! 51 00:02:26,738 --> 00:02:27,705 Break runner! 52 00:02:27,738 --> 00:02:30,271 Guys, can we talk? 53 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:32,671 Open! 54 00:02:32,705 --> 00:02:34,138 Pinhole! 55 00:02:34,171 --> 00:02:36,138 Go get 'em! Touchdown! All right! 56 00:02:36,171 --> 00:02:37,638 Guys, look, I'd really like to get down to... 57 00:02:37,671 --> 00:02:39,905 Always kicked like this when he ran Kyle rote. 58 00:02:39,938 --> 00:02:41,971 I used to imitate it when I would play in high school. 59 00:02:42,005 --> 00:02:44,271 You looking for a face, man? 60 00:02:44,305 --> 00:02:45,338 Ugh! 61 00:02:45,371 --> 00:02:47,438 Guys, can we get down to business here? 62 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,705 Aaah! 63 00:02:49,738 --> 00:02:52,005 Ugh! 64 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:55,171 Guys, I'd really like to take care of this. 65 00:02:55,205 --> 00:02:56,838 Huh? 66 00:02:56,871 --> 00:02:59,771 Well, according to procedure, I'm supposed to debrief. 67 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:03,371 "Procedure"? Hey, man, I hate that word. 68 00:03:03,405 --> 00:03:06,871 Sounds, uh, republican or something. 69 00:03:06,905 --> 00:03:08,305 I am a republican. 70 00:03:08,338 --> 00:03:10,238 Yeah, figures. 71 00:03:10,271 --> 00:03:13,471 Okay, time's up, gang. 72 00:03:15,205 --> 00:03:18,271 Bet this is the only precinct in the department 73 00:03:18,305 --> 00:03:20,005 - that has recess. - Whoo! 74 00:03:20,038 --> 00:03:22,105 Consider it a break, buddy. 75 00:03:22,138 --> 00:03:26,571 15 years ago, I had everybody meditate for an hour. 76 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:31,371 Okay, buckaroos, let's tell jenko daddy-o 77 00:03:31,405 --> 00:03:33,505 what went down at the schoolhouse today. 78 00:03:35,338 --> 00:03:37,638 In case anybody's baby gets constipated? 79 00:03:37,671 --> 00:03:38,838 You wish, man. 80 00:03:38,871 --> 00:03:40,738 The stuff hasn't even taken its first step. 81 00:03:40,771 --> 00:03:42,805 I thought Parker center wasn't gonna front you 82 00:03:42,838 --> 00:03:44,371 the buying money till Thursday. 83 00:03:44,405 --> 00:03:46,271 Bureaucracy waits for no junkie, jenk. 84 00:03:46,305 --> 00:03:48,271 And I got 2 large out of hoffs' reserve. 85 00:03:48,305 --> 00:03:49,571 And the suspect in question 86 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,738 let me take the rest of it under my arm. 87 00:03:51,771 --> 00:03:53,371 I mean, this guy's not too bright. 88 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:54,505 Good going, Harry. 89 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,605 I'll file a warrant in the morning. 90 00:03:56,638 --> 00:03:58,005 We'll pick the creep up. 91 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,305 - And I share the collar, right? - What? 92 00:04:00,338 --> 00:04:03,238 Hey, tojo, it was my 2 grand. 93 00:04:03,271 --> 00:04:06,005 Hanson, you stay out of trouble today? 94 00:04:07,871 --> 00:04:09,705 Notes? 95 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:12,105 What are you, like, related to Steve garvey? 96 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:16,838 6:45 A.M., reported to jump street to headquarters 97 00:04:16,871 --> 00:04:18,838 for roll call. Captain jenko... 98 00:04:18,871 --> 00:04:20,871 I think we got all that part, hanson. 99 00:04:20,905 --> 00:04:23,305 We were there, too, remember? 100 00:04:26,005 --> 00:04:28,271 Arrived Amherst high school at 8:37 101 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:30,438 and immediately had an altercation 102 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,271 with one Tyrell Thompson. 103 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,471 Altercation took place 104 00:04:33,505 --> 00:04:35,071 over proprietorship of a parking spot. 105 00:04:35,105 --> 00:04:38,738 No shots fired. Oh, good thing, hanson. 106 00:04:38,771 --> 00:04:40,505 You didn't have a gun. 107 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:42,671 Thompson is commonly known as waxer. 108 00:04:42,705 --> 00:04:45,338 He's a repeat offender. I got that from juvenile. 109 00:04:45,371 --> 00:04:46,838 - They know all about him. - Hmm. 110 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,105 And I'm almost certain 111 00:04:48,138 --> 00:04:50,705 that waxer is one of the suspects from that 211 112 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:52,698 that officer donegan and I investigated last week. 113 00:04:53,805 --> 00:04:55,038 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. 114 00:04:55,071 --> 00:04:57,305 211, go to heaven. 415, if you know what I mean. 115 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,905 Get to the point! 116 00:04:59,938 --> 00:05:03,005 One of the victims, a Kenneth weckerle, 117 00:05:03,038 --> 00:05:05,071 is a student at Amherst. 118 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,771 Was observed by this officer 119 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,671 being extorted by Tyrell Thompson. 120 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:12,205 I think that means "squeezed." 121 00:05:12,238 --> 00:05:15,205 Well, apparently, weckerle owes Thompson a lot of money. 122 00:05:15,238 --> 00:05:16,438 For what? 123 00:05:16,471 --> 00:05:18,391 That's what he's gonna find out, sweet britches. 124 00:05:19,605 --> 00:05:22,105 Yeah, and I can't believe it's a coincidence 125 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:24,171 that I was put into the same school 126 00:05:24,205 --> 00:05:25,705 that Kenny weckerle goes to. 127 00:05:25,738 --> 00:05:28,338 No, I tend to doubt it, too, hanson... 128 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,071 Unless you think I just got off tour 129 00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:31,438 with the monkees or something. 130 00:05:31,471 --> 00:05:33,671 Of course it wasn't an accident. 131 00:05:33,705 --> 00:05:36,271 I thought it would be time for you to cool out 132 00:05:36,305 --> 00:05:38,138 for a while... Not go in there 133 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,605 and start rousting everybody in study hall. 134 00:05:40,638 --> 00:05:42,605 Well, if Kenny would have made me as a cop, 135 00:05:42,638 --> 00:05:44,738 it would have blown both the case and my cover. 136 00:05:44,771 --> 00:05:48,471 Hey, man, never happen. Nah. 137 00:05:48,505 --> 00:05:51,305 Look, you and ioki 138 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:54,905 put a 24-hour stakeout on this kid. 139 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,205 And... Harry, I guess, you'd better take your car. 140 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:01,105 Right. 141 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:04,471 So Kenny wecker, wanker, what's-it doesn't recognize 142 00:06:04,505 --> 00:06:07,338 your hot-shot '68 in the school parking lot. 143 00:06:07,371 --> 00:06:09,105 - Comprende? - Oh. 144 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:11,371 Okay, class dismissed. 145 00:06:16,238 --> 00:06:20,171 Man, you know, I learned how to speak English 146 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,238 by watching dragnet in reruns, right? 147 00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:23,938 And I used to think that a "stakeout" 148 00:06:23,971 --> 00:06:25,771 was what you did to get a sirloin to go. 149 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:29,871 And don't ask me what I thought "assume the position" meant. 150 00:06:33,538 --> 00:06:35,371 Man, I hate this. 151 00:06:35,405 --> 00:06:37,405 I don't know. We're in the field. 152 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,038 You know, I kind of enjoy it. Yeah, you would. 153 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:43,338 You're all cop, aren't you? Like your old man. 154 00:06:43,371 --> 00:06:46,171 You know, I heard he was pretty hot. 155 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:49,938 He won the medal of valor and everything. 156 00:06:49,971 --> 00:06:52,971 What did he win it for? 157 00:06:53,005 --> 00:06:55,305 Getting killed. 158 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:13,671 ♪ Lock the doors, ignore the kids ♪ 159 00:07:13,705 --> 00:07:15,571 ♪ And look the other way ♪ 160 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:20,571 ♪ That's just the way we live our lives in this day and age ♪ 161 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:25,471 ♪ We all are prisoners, watching our world decline ♪ 162 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:27,071 ♪ God only help us ♪ 163 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:32,738 ♪ While we're living it up on borrowed time ♪ 164 00:07:32,771 --> 00:07:36,971 ♪ We're not gonna change ♪ 165 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:42,671 ♪ We just find someone else to blame ♪ 166 00:07:42,705 --> 00:07:46,271 ♪ What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame ♪ 167 00:07:48,871 --> 00:07:50,838 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 168 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,071 ♪ Father, mother ♪ 169 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:56,005 Some collar... The kid's a newspaper boy. 170 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:00,805 I don't believe it. 171 00:08:00,838 --> 00:08:02,771 The little jerk's doing smash-and-grabs. 172 00:08:02,805 --> 00:08:05,105 All right, time to goose the deuce. 173 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:10,338 ♪ That's just the way of the world ♪ 174 00:08:10,371 --> 00:08:15,038 ♪ We all deny it, but who's gonna fight it? ♪ 175 00:08:15,071 --> 00:08:17,938 ♪ That's just the way of the ♪ 176 00:08:17,971 --> 00:08:19,271 ♪ That's just the way of the world ♪ 177 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:20,838 Go easy, ioki. 178 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,671 I think we're just supposed to follow him. 179 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:24,438 It's a 459, and I need the collar. 180 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,171 Hoffs got half of my last one. 181 00:08:29,471 --> 00:08:35,205 ♪ Always tellin' me what to say ♪ 182 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:46,438 ♪ I'm gonna get by ♪ 183 00:08:46,471 --> 00:08:52,438 ♪ On life, Liberty, and the pursuit of lifetime time ♪ 184 00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:10,471 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 185 00:09:10,505 --> 00:09:14,305 ♪ Mother, father, sister, and brother ♪ 186 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:20,205 ♪ That's just the way of the world ♪ 187 00:09:20,238 --> 00:09:25,305 ♪ Modern healers, feelers, and dealers ♪ 188 00:09:25,338 --> 00:09:29,138 ♪ That's just the way of the world ♪ 189 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:31,771 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 190 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,905 Pull over, ioki, it's one of ours! 191 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,705 Man, but he's getting away! 192 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,771 ♪ That's just the way of the ♪ 193 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:42,805 ♪ That's just the way of the world ♪ 194 00:09:42,838 --> 00:09:45,638 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 195 00:09:48,438 --> 00:09:51,338 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 196 00:10:17,238 --> 00:10:20,271 Okay, buster, get your hands where I can see them 197 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:21,571 and freeze! 198 00:10:21,605 --> 00:10:23,538 Wait a minute. Don't shoot! I'm a cop! 199 00:10:23,571 --> 00:10:25,638 Says who? 200 00:10:25,671 --> 00:10:28,571 Says me. 201 00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:30,738 Hanson. 202 00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:31,971 I should have known. 203 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:33,371 I didn't recognize you 204 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:36,105 without the bandage on your partner's nose. 205 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,563 The meter, or the rhyme, if you will, 206 00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:47,630 of a well-written sentence... 207 00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:50,330 gives us, the writer, the poetic platform 208 00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:53,863 to, in fact, launch the literary passion 209 00:10:53,897 --> 00:10:56,097 that we, the writers, intend. 210 00:10:58,163 --> 00:11:00,530 Can anyone tell me another reason 211 00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:03,297 we might choose to diagram a sentence? 212 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,330 Anyone? Just raise your hand, raise your hand. 213 00:11:06,363 --> 00:11:09,030 Uh... 214 00:11:09,063 --> 00:11:11,897 Uh... David gobal? 215 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:14,163 Huh? 216 00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:16,297 Good morning, Mr. gobal. Might you tell 217 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,297 the rest of the class another reason 218 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:20,997 why we might want to learn how to diagram a sentence? 219 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:23,930 So you can draw a salary? 220 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:28,130 I'll take that, Mr. Bauer. 221 00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:32,130 I'm sure the rest of the class here is breathless with interest 222 00:11:32,163 --> 00:11:33,730 concerning your liaison. 223 00:11:33,763 --> 00:11:35,730 Read it aloud. 224 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,897 Come on, man. It's personal. 225 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,430 I'm not your "man," Mr. Bauer. 226 00:11:39,463 --> 00:11:42,997 Read it, or get ready for extra innings with Mr. shaffer. 227 00:11:46,363 --> 00:11:49,897 "Dear tom, I hope you're enjoying Mr. lamb's lecture" 228 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:52,197 "on diagramming sentences as much as I am." 229 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,597 "If you need any study help, I'll be glad..." 230 00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:03,397 "Hi. My name is Wendy, and I love to party. 231 00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,097 "I'll meet you after school. 232 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:08,797 If you have a car, just tell me where it's at." 233 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:11,663 Oh, brilliantly written, miss byers. 234 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,430 No, brilliant. 235 00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:16,530 But in my classroom, we like to refrain 236 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:18,863 from ending a sentence with a preposition. 237 00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:22,463 "If you have a car, just tell me where it's at"? 238 00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:24,130 Help her out, Mr. Bauer. 239 00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:26,130 It's in the student lot, a blue '68 mustang. 240 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,797 With the prepositional problem 241 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,830 at the end of the sentence, genius. 242 00:12:31,863 --> 00:12:33,830 For example... If you were to ask me, 243 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,730 'cause you're new here at school... 244 00:12:35,763 --> 00:12:37,930 Where the cafeteria is at, 245 00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:40,363 how would you ask it properly? 246 00:12:40,397 --> 00:12:44,730 "Where's the cafeteria at, schmo?" 247 00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:53,430 I have been filled in on your potential 248 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:54,930 as a problem here at Amherst. 249 00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:57,163 So, in my own way, I'd like to contribute 250 00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:58,397 to your rehabilitation. 251 00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:00,663 Instead of giving that wise mouth of yours 252 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,363 a week's detention, I prefer a more civil approach. 253 00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:04,963 Welcome to the drama club. 254 00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:08,097 I'm going to be directing rip Van winkle this year. 255 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,930 And if you don't come out for the school play, 256 00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:13,663 I'm sure I can get Jake shaffer to assign you 257 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:16,030 a more barbaric reprisal. 258 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,230 Look, Wendy, I think you're nice and all, but... 259 00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:21,163 Thanks. My mom thinks I'm a tramp. 260 00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:23,630 So, I like guys. I mean, big deal. It's normal. 261 00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:25,730 Like, I got a lot of hormonal activity 262 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,663 going on in my glands or something. 263 00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:30,397 So she makes me watch all these things on public TV... 264 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:33,230 You know, about teenage pregnancy and venereal disease. 265 00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:34,697 And, like, I don't do that. 266 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,830 Except I have this friend... I won't tell you her name. 267 00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,497 Well, okay, okay, so, it's Sheila. 268 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,830 And anyway, she thought, like, that she had herpes, 269 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,563 but it was just a cold sore. 270 00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:45,963 But a cold sore, that's like herpes, right? 271 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,463 Absolutely. Same. 272 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,497 Do you really have a mustang? 273 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,030 Yeah. 274 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,863 That is so hot. Where did you get it? 275 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:54,130 It was my dad's. 276 00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:57,597 Mine drives a Chrysler. Yours must be really cool. 277 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,130 Yeah, he was. 278 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:02,463 Look, Wendy, uh, I... 279 00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:08,230 I already, uh... Have a girlfriend. 280 00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:21,397 Lucky girl. 281 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:22,963 Who? 282 00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:25,197 Your girlfriend. You're a great kisser. 283 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,530 Yeah, well, I didn't want you to go through life 284 00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:29,163 without at least one, you know? 285 00:14:29,197 --> 00:14:32,263 Hey, pal. That's my girlfriend. 286 00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:33,997 Lucky guy. She's a great kisser. 287 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:41,797 For this year's school dramatic presentation, 288 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:45,163 I have selected rip Van winkle. 289 00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:46,997 My fellow thespians, 290 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:50,497 rip Van winkle is an American classic. 291 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,330 I ain't no "thesbian," Mr. lamb. 292 00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:55,763 No way, man, you're a homo. 293 00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:57,930 All right, class... 294 00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:01,430 Glad that you can make it, Mr. Bauer. 295 00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:03,797 Oh, yeah, I got hung up with rona Barrett. 296 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,063 After this, she figures 297 00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:07,097 I'm gonna be bigger than Paul Newman. 298 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:09,763 Oh, in that case, maybe I should give you the lead. 299 00:15:09,797 --> 00:15:11,397 No. Kidding. 300 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,430 Fortunately for Washington Irving, so was I. 301 00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:16,263 Kenny... Kenny! 302 00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:17,797 If you would... 303 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,697 Could you please read through the play 304 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:22,363 with butch Cassidy here? 305 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:23,830 Kenny weckerle, tom Bauer. 306 00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:25,730 This play stinks! 307 00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:28,430 Can't we do something with "death" in the title? 308 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,230 All right, class, 309 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,630 uh-oh. 310 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,897 What are you, a hypnotist? 311 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:45,130 - Quit staring, huh? - Yeah. 312 00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:46,697 Where do you want to start? 313 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,630 I... I don't know. I don't know the play. 314 00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:50,663 You're lucky. 315 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:53,063 The thing could cure an insomniac. 316 00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:56,530 Hey, do I know you? 317 00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:58,330 No. I'm new. 318 00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:00,197 No, I know I know you, man. 319 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:03,463 No, you couldn't. See, I'm from wilcox. 320 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,730 Yeah, I do. 321 00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:08,330 You used to date my sister. 322 00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:10,130 Half the guys at wilcox have. 323 00:16:10,163 --> 00:16:13,130 Kind of skinny, a real brat? Noreen? 324 00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:16,297 Got one of them sid vicious haircuts like yours? 325 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,763 Oh, yeah, Noreen. Yeah, nice girl. 326 00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:21,163 Wait till you live with her. 327 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:29,963 - Hey, need a ride home? - No. 328 00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:32,130 Come on, it's no problem. 329 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:35,163 What are you, a priest? I don't need a ride. 330 00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:37,530 Hey, are you all right? Is something wrong or something? 331 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,763 Who wants to know? 332 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,797 - Forget it. - Exactly. 333 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,030 - Hi. - Hi. 334 00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:48,363 I don't want any more trouble with your boyfriend, okay? 335 00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:51,430 Oh, he's not my boyfriend. I just go out with him. 336 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,797 - Really? - Yeah. 337 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,630 Okay. 338 00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,563 I'm sorry I got to tell you this. 339 00:16:57,597 --> 00:17:00,363 You know your friend Sheila? Uhhuh. 340 00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,663 It was me who gave her the cold sore. 341 00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:04,863 I like you and all, but it would be unfair 342 00:17:04,897 --> 00:17:07,130 if I didn't tell you, I think I'm a carrier. 343 00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,197 - Really? - Yeah. 344 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,430 Wounded in action during the sexual revolution. 345 00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,563 But I'll give you a call when it goes into remission. 346 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:18,197 Hey, look, I kind of already have a boyfriend. 347 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,030 Let's just be friends, okay? Okay. 348 00:17:21,063 --> 00:17:22,797 Yuck. 349 00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,297 Come on, boy. 350 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,797 Your daddy's jag was just the interest. 351 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,963 I need you to pay the whole tab. 352 00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:33,663 Look, man, I'm working on it, I told you. 353 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,930 You better work on it faster. 354 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,630 This bank's got a steep rate. 355 00:17:37,663 --> 00:17:39,663 Leave him alone. 356 00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:41,663 Look, man, this is none of your problem. 357 00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:43,297 Just get out of here, all right? 358 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,963 But his problem is some of mine. 359 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,697 I've been waiting for you, boy. 360 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:49,530 - Leave him alone. - You'd best chill. 361 00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:51,430 This square is a business associate of mine. 362 00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:53,930 Would you shut up about that?! 363 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:59,063 Start worrying about yourself. 364 00:17:59,097 --> 00:18:02,197 I'm gonna cut you a lesson now, boy. 365 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:05,230 Come on, get some of this. You bad. 366 00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:07,063 Come on. 367 00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:11,497 Hey! 368 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,930 Get out of here! 369 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:16,530 What the hell is going on here? 370 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,730 I told you two punks about this! 371 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,063 Hey, relax, Mr. shaffer. 372 00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,630 Me and my new buddy was just playing the dozens. 373 00:18:22,663 --> 00:18:25,530 That true? 374 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,630 Oh, yeah. The guy's a real buddy. 375 00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:29,663 Hey, buddy, I'll call you later. 376 00:18:29,697 --> 00:18:32,163 Please do. 377 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,630 You know I will. 378 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:40,330 Don't try pulling waxer off side, Bauer. 379 00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,630 He's a killer. 380 00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,863 Is he? 381 00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:50,292 Shazam, captain marvel. 382 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,325 How did you get this so fast? 383 00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:54,492 An old friend of my dad's runs the night shift 384 00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:55,692 down at records and I.D.S, 385 00:18:55,725 --> 00:18:57,725 so I got up early and had him pull the file. 386 00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,725 A little extra credit, huh? Good licks, bub. 387 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:04,258 Listen to this... In the last six weeks, 388 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:07,092 there have been 15459s in the same area, 389 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,625 all between 4:00 and 6:00 A.M. 390 00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:09,825 I thought for sure 391 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,258 Kenny weckerle was involved in drugs, 392 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:15,025 but now it looks more like a burglary ring. 393 00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:17,025 Maybe. 394 00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:19,492 But then where does this waxer guy fit in? 395 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,892 I mean, he's playing the kid pretty hard. 396 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:24,792 Tried to beat him up. Ripped off his old man's car. 397 00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:26,958 I still think we should pick Kenny up and book him. 398 00:19:26,992 --> 00:19:28,692 Ioki and I can make a pretty good case... 399 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:30,458 I.D.'D him at the scene and everything. 400 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:32,925 Oh, wait a minute. Here's the deal. 401 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,792 We'll keep an eye on scooter wank weckerle. 402 00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,225 You stick with waxer. 403 00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:39,692 I mean, it just seems to me, it'd take a lot more 404 00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:41,692 than a bunch of hot watches and cameras 405 00:19:41,725 --> 00:19:43,558 to pay for that Ferrari he's driving. 406 00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:49,092 Well, see you at the schoolhouse, son. 407 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,925 ♪ No life, no love, don't know no one ♪ 408 00:20:06,525 --> 00:20:08,758 Hey, waxer! 409 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,092 Waxer. 410 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:17,192 ♪ No drugs, no vice ♪ 411 00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:19,925 Hey, waxer! 412 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:22,292 ♪ No tolerance, no more, no way ♪ 413 00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:23,958 ♪ No ♪ 414 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,758 Hey, ray ray. 415 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,258 The clarinet player is here. 416 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:36,958 What's up? You don't like rap music? 417 00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:39,992 This better not be my dad's car. 418 00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:42,892 No, boy, it's what's left of your daddy's car. 419 00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:44,125 Ray ray got 3 grand 420 00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,992 for the motor and tranny alone. 421 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,092 Yeah, well, you're not pawning this! 422 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,892 This belonged to my dad. 423 00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:09,425 Don't push it. 424 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:13,625 You owe me the difference for the rest of that car. 425 00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:15,492 I don't owe you nothing. 426 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,458 We're square now, right? 427 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,858 Even? 428 00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:46,558 You can never get even, boy. 429 00:21:46,592 --> 00:21:50,225 But this sure does improve the t.R.W. 430 00:22:13,358 --> 00:22:16,092 Hey, what's up with this guy, huh? 431 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,858 I mean, first, we follow him from his house, right, 432 00:22:18,892 --> 00:22:20,158 then through some dump. 433 00:22:20,192 --> 00:22:22,325 And now what... he's hungry? 434 00:22:22,358 --> 00:22:24,692 I'm going in there. 435 00:22:24,725 --> 00:22:26,092 Now, look, waxer comes out, 436 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,458 hit the horn twice and then follow him, okay? 437 00:22:28,492 --> 00:22:29,925 Hey, wait a minute, man. 438 00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,958 Since when are you in charge of this mission? 439 00:22:31,992 --> 00:22:34,792 Since I'm the one undercover at Amherst. 440 00:22:34,825 --> 00:22:36,958 But you're right. I'm sorry, brother. 441 00:22:36,992 --> 00:22:38,292 What do you want to do? 442 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:41,392 I don't want to hit the horn twice. 443 00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:43,158 It's broken. 444 00:22:43,192 --> 00:22:46,025 What a surprise. 445 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,692 You're late. 446 00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:26,425 Maybe you're early. 447 00:23:29,192 --> 00:23:33,558 - You got the stuff? - Relax, Ace. It's in my trunk. 448 00:23:33,592 --> 00:23:37,025 How about some champagne? 449 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,225 Sir? 450 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,158 Oh, uh, give me a draft. 451 00:23:43,192 --> 00:23:44,558 We don't serve draft. 452 00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:46,125 Okay, then give me a light. 453 00:23:48,025 --> 00:23:49,858 Come on, cisco, we've all seen the ad. 454 00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:52,125 Bud light, okay. 455 00:23:52,158 --> 00:23:54,658 How about some I.D., Jack? 456 00:23:54,692 --> 00:23:55,792 This is all the I.D. I need 457 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,425 unless you want me to report this dump 458 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:58,992 to the alcoholic beverage commission, 459 00:23:59,025 --> 00:24:00,892 see about pulling your license. 460 00:24:00,925 --> 00:24:04,725 - Uh, bud light? - Right. 461 00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:16,525 Handshake, huh? 462 00:24:16,558 --> 00:24:18,092 Go. 463 00:25:01,358 --> 00:25:04,192 Police emergency! Officer tom hanson! 464 00:25:04,225 --> 00:25:05,992 Let me guess... Follow that car? 465 00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:07,525 - That's right. - Forget it. 466 00:25:07,558 --> 00:25:10,125 What?! This is police business! Let's roll! 467 00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:11,325 Take a bus. 468 00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,392 Hey, pal, it's in my jurisdictional right 469 00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:15,792 to commandeer this taxicab! Commandeer this, pal. 470 00:25:18,358 --> 00:25:20,825 Keep the Porsche in sight, the other half is yours. 471 00:25:20,858 --> 00:25:21,992 I'll fix the ticket. 472 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:23,658 Ooh. Anything you say, commander. 473 00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:24,792 Hold on. 474 00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:21,192 You wouldn't be related to a guy named ioki, would you? 475 00:26:21,225 --> 00:26:22,758 Is he Italian? 476 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:34,758 Crazy son of a bitch! 477 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:37,125 Look at my car! You crazy, man! 478 00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:39,158 Here I am, stopping for the red light, and... 479 00:26:42,492 --> 00:26:45,392 Hey, what is this? 480 00:26:45,425 --> 00:26:48,725 What are you doing here? 481 00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:50,625 You following me, boy? 482 00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:59,458 Follow him! 483 00:27:17,353 --> 00:27:19,253 - Yeah? - Jenko. 484 00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:23,187 Yeah, this is hanson. Look, we messed up. 485 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,553 What happened? 486 00:27:24,587 --> 00:27:27,320 Waxer made a vehicle switch with some guy. 487 00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:28,553 Ioki followed him. 488 00:27:28,587 --> 00:27:31,387 1925 high park, suite 310. 489 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:33,987 Name on the door is bennotovich. 490 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:37,420 I followed waxer in a cab. Yeah. And? 491 00:27:37,453 --> 00:27:40,920 Well, we kind of ran into him. He saw me and then took off. 492 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:44,353 - Shots were fired. - You okay? 493 00:27:44,387 --> 00:27:46,520 Yeah, but I don't think the taxi is gonna make it. 494 00:27:46,553 --> 00:27:47,987 Hey, forget the taxi. 495 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,787 Taxis are easier to come by than good cops. 496 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,053 Listen, uh... 497 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,953 Pick up the weckerle kid. What charge? 498 00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:58,153 I'll call in for a ramey warrant on that 459, 499 00:27:58,187 --> 00:28:01,087 'cause waxer, he's gonna want to shut him up. 500 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,853 And we'll package that dude on high park tomorrow morning. 501 00:28:04,887 --> 00:28:06,220 Okay? How's the deuce? 502 00:28:06,253 --> 00:28:08,320 The best. 503 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:45,053 What's up, Kenny? 504 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:46,753 What do you want? 505 00:28:46,787 --> 00:28:50,187 What makes you think I want something? 506 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,553 You done good for me, Kenny. You made me some money. 507 00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:58,820 You got straight. It's starting to work out. 508 00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:00,887 And I figure, like any good businessman, 509 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,387 a little profit participation among my employees 510 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,487 will keep morale high. 511 00:29:10,553 --> 00:29:14,887 Speedball this mix. 512 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:21,053 It's the best. 513 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,020 Okay, I'm going to tag up with jenk. 514 00:29:39,053 --> 00:29:40,787 - All right? - All right. 515 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,853 Hey. You're in my English class, right? 516 00:29:51,887 --> 00:29:54,053 Yeah. Loved your hurrah, man. 517 00:29:54,087 --> 00:29:56,053 Made lamb look like a goon. Oh, thanks. 518 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,620 You know a guy named weckerle... Kenny weckerle? 519 00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:00,687 I know his sister better. 520 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,320 - Well, have you seen him around? - No. Sorry, man. 521 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,553 Hello? 522 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:36,420 "Well, George, while I was in my office today, 523 00:30:36,453 --> 00:30:37,920 "I heard a funny sound. 524 00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:39,387 And what do you think it was?" 525 00:30:47,953 --> 00:30:51,087 "It was your mother chopping wood." 526 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,253 Is Kenny weckerle in here? 527 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:56,020 Mr. Bauer, nice of you to join us, 528 00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:58,153 considering you are in the play. 529 00:30:58,187 --> 00:31:00,687 Forget the play. Has anybody seen him? 530 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,687 Yeah, I saw him down by the gym. 531 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,420 He was probably sniffing sneakers or something. 532 00:31:05,453 --> 00:31:08,087 All right, class. 533 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,853 Kenny! 534 00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:27,720 Give me the paramedics... Boys' locker room! 535 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,687 Who cares who this is, miss futterman?! 536 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,987 Get the paramedics down here, or somebody dies! 537 00:31:34,387 --> 00:31:36,820 - Freeze! - Freeze! 538 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,687 Stay down. 539 00:31:45,353 --> 00:31:47,520 The man said "freeze." 540 00:31:47,553 --> 00:31:49,520 You're under arrest, man. 541 00:31:49,553 --> 00:31:51,320 You have the right to remain silent. 542 00:31:51,353 --> 00:31:53,453 Anything you say can and will be used against you 543 00:31:53,487 --> 00:31:54,687 in a court of law. 544 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,220 You have the right at this time 545 00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:58,420 to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you 546 00:31:58,453 --> 00:31:59,720 while you're being questioned. 547 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:02,820 You understand?! Freeze! 548 00:32:02,853 --> 00:32:05,987 Look, hanson, the kid was shooting junk. 549 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:07,420 It had to happen. 550 00:32:07,453 --> 00:32:09,287 If waxer hadn't have put me with Kenny, 551 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,087 he wouldn't have given him a hot shot. 552 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,387 Look, someone does drugs, they're gonna die. 553 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:15,920 Maybe right away, maybe after a whole lot of pain, 554 00:32:15,953 --> 00:32:17,087 but they're gonna die. 555 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,587 You can bust all the dealers you want, man. 556 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:21,953 The thing is, you got to bust the Jones. 557 00:32:21,987 --> 00:32:24,520 Noreen wanted us to tell you 558 00:32:24,553 --> 00:32:27,787 that she loves you and she's real sorry. 559 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,787 Kenny, we're all sorry. 560 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:32,053 For what? 561 00:32:32,087 --> 00:32:33,853 You had nothing to do with it. 562 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,720 Oh, yes, we did. 563 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:38,387 What is it with parents, man? 564 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,320 It's got more to do with who's cool 565 00:32:40,353 --> 00:32:42,887 than what kind of mom and dad you got stuck with. 566 00:32:51,287 --> 00:32:53,320 Would you excuse us, please? 567 00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:55,020 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 568 00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:57,753 Gonna play golf with you this Sunday, kiddo... 569 00:32:57,787 --> 00:32:59,820 Just you and the old man, okay? 570 00:33:16,153 --> 00:33:17,620 I hear you're a cop. 571 00:33:20,153 --> 00:33:22,820 That stinks! 572 00:33:22,853 --> 00:33:25,687 Some kind of double agent, huh? 573 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,053 Blowing in your buddies. 574 00:33:29,087 --> 00:33:31,120 You're not my buddy. 575 00:33:31,153 --> 00:33:34,287 Oh, breaking my heart. 576 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,920 Yeah, but I saved your life anyway. 577 00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:37,353 Who said I was gonna die? 578 00:33:37,387 --> 00:33:41,620 10 cc's of China white, speedballing with pure flake?! 579 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,753 Waxer was trying to kill you, man. 580 00:33:48,853 --> 00:33:51,420 He figured I was a cop and that I was onto you. 581 00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:53,453 Then maybe you and my old man should get together 582 00:33:53,487 --> 00:33:54,767 and split the cost of this room. 583 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,220 Spit off! 584 00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:02,320 Now, maybe I can't save your tail, man... 585 00:34:02,353 --> 00:34:04,120 Maybe I don't even want to... 586 00:34:04,153 --> 00:34:05,920 But I want waxer's! 587 00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,120 And you don't tell me where I can find him, 588 00:34:11,153 --> 00:34:12,820 I'm gonna kick it until you do... 589 00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:15,253 Buddy to buddy. 590 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,980 Yeah, what's up? 591 00:34:53,013 --> 00:34:55,980 I'm looking for some o.G. Named waxer. 592 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,580 Save the red-eye. 593 00:34:59,613 --> 00:35:00,847 Who's he? 594 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,980 Relax. The dude's sprung. 595 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:06,947 - Who is it? - Some fresh-looking freak... 596 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,380 And a gray boy. 597 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,580 I'll say. 598 00:35:20,613 --> 00:35:22,013 What do you want? 599 00:35:22,047 --> 00:35:25,280 I need an eight-track. I heard you're up on that. 600 00:35:25,313 --> 00:35:27,347 Says who? 601 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:30,547 Original gangster, my eye. 602 00:35:32,147 --> 00:35:34,447 We're out of here, baby. 603 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,747 You got the ducats? 604 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:46,780 All right, you can come in, 605 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:49,713 but the gray boy stays outside. 606 00:35:56,847 --> 00:36:00,147 Damn. She's not supposed to go in alone. 607 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:02,413 How you know I'm dealing, girl? 608 00:36:02,447 --> 00:36:04,313 You know, man, I just figured 609 00:36:04,347 --> 00:36:07,480 you bought all the fancy cars with your lunch money. 610 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,080 Cool it, Jude. 611 00:36:10,113 --> 00:36:11,747 Yo, hanson. 612 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,280 Yeah, jenk. 613 00:36:13,313 --> 00:36:15,747 Broken play... Hoffs went in alone. 614 00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:20,680 Four for $300. 615 00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:22,613 $200 here. 616 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:25,013 My friend outside has the rest. 617 00:36:27,413 --> 00:36:29,280 Hold her arms. 618 00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:31,480 Hey, girl, what's this? 619 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,013 Roll in! 620 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:54,513 - Hoffs! - Yeah, I'm all right! 621 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:56,913 Drop the weapon, son. 622 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,313 Drop it now. 623 00:37:32,913 --> 00:37:34,913 Hold it, man! 624 00:37:34,947 --> 00:37:37,313 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 625 00:37:55,347 --> 00:37:59,247 ♪ You're a party, yeah ♪ 626 00:38:00,913 --> 00:38:03,913 ♪ You're still hungry ♪ 627 00:38:06,947 --> 00:38:09,480 ♪ Given the best ♪ 628 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,847 ♪ You're still thirsty ♪ 629 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,747 ♪ I know a miracle is never enough ♪ 630 00:38:50,547 --> 00:38:52,813 You're under arrest. 631 00:38:52,847 --> 00:38:55,580 You're not man enough, boy. 632 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,913 You're under arrest, Tyrell. 633 00:39:26,647 --> 00:39:28,547 Okay, everybody. Good going, good going. 634 00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:31,580 Okay, let's go, buddy. Let's go. Get up. 635 00:39:31,613 --> 00:39:35,247 Whoo! And they say white boys ain't fast. 636 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,613 Funny. 637 00:39:37,647 --> 00:39:39,947 Hey, I didn't finish reading him his rights! 638 00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:43,147 Someone's got to finish, or we blow it on a Miranda! 639 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:46,380 Hanson, I swear, you never quit being a cop, do you? 640 00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:49,513 Never. 641 00:39:49,547 --> 00:39:51,780 I like that in a man. 642 00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,747 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. 643 00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:01,347 - Huh? Good work, tom. - Thanks. 644 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:04,180 - You sure you're all right? - Yeah. 645 00:40:04,213 --> 00:40:06,280 Okay, go on home and get some z's. 646 00:40:06,313 --> 00:40:09,447 Hey, jenk, you know, I'm starting to like that lady. 647 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,647 What's her deal? Hey, don't sweat it, man. 648 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,813 You'd never make the weight. 649 00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:17,180 Don't bet on it. 650 00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:19,080 Except for the parallel-parking part 651 00:40:19,113 --> 00:40:21,547 of the driver's test, I almost got a perfect score. 652 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:22,813 Oh, wait a minute, here. 653 00:40:22,847 --> 00:40:24,780 I didn't bring my crash helmet, Noreen. 654 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:27,747 - Hey, I'm a good driver. - Okay, I'm sorry. 655 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,180 Anyway, mom and dad thought 656 00:40:29,213 --> 00:40:31,613 you might get a kick out of me driving you home. 657 00:40:31,647 --> 00:40:33,747 What, they didn't want to come? 658 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:36,847 Of course, but, uh, well, they wanted to make sure 659 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,980 they didn't start 660 00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:40,747 laying all kinds of stuff on you right away. 661 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:43,113 I guess parents kind of do that sort of thing 662 00:40:43,147 --> 00:40:44,980 because they love you, huh? Yeah. 663 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:46,713 It's been hard on them. 664 00:40:46,747 --> 00:40:50,680 Probably almost as hard as it's been on you. 665 00:40:50,713 --> 00:40:53,113 - I'm gonna be okay. - I know. 666 00:40:57,113 --> 00:40:59,547 Uh, give me a minute, huh? 667 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,647 Yeah, sure. 668 00:41:08,047 --> 00:41:10,680 - You still talking to me? - Sure. 669 00:41:10,713 --> 00:41:13,180 - That's great. - Even though I'm a cop? 670 00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:14,713 Especially because you're a cop. 671 00:41:14,747 --> 00:41:17,747 Look, Kenny, you know, a guy messes up once, 672 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,447 it doesn't mean his whole life is over. 673 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,247 Happens to everybody. 674 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,680 - Ever happen to you? - All the time. 675 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:31,447 You take care of yourself, okay? 676 00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:38,547 Hey, hanson... 677 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,313 Thanks. 678 00:41:42,647 --> 00:41:44,913 Hey, Kenny... 679 00:41:44,947 --> 00:41:47,080 Say hi to your sister for me. 680 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,513 I mean, I've heard of lucky before, 681 00:41:51,547 --> 00:41:52,847 but hanson's ridiculous. 682 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,547 He's been here less than a week, 683 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,847 and already he's busted some major dealer 684 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,147 who had waxer working Kenny weckerle over 685 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:02,213 on a cocaine payroll... Running a burglar ring. 686 00:42:02,247 --> 00:42:05,313 That's three collars. Count 'em. Why couldn't we trade? 687 00:42:05,347 --> 00:42:07,113 Then, Kenny's in a drug rehab, 688 00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:09,347 and another middle-American family 689 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:12,347 is saved from the jaws of drugs and destruction. 690 00:42:15,013 --> 00:42:16,180 Hanson is gonna end up 691 00:42:16,213 --> 00:42:18,380 with a gold star on his first report card 692 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:19,580 and get all the glory. 693 00:42:19,613 --> 00:42:22,213 Are we gonna let him get away with that? 694 00:42:22,247 --> 00:42:23,380 Oh. 695 00:42:23,413 --> 00:42:26,080 I didn't know we got report cards, Doug. 696 00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:27,747 Usually, hanson, 697 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:29,713 when penhall complains that much about another cop, 698 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,847 it means he's impressed. And you should be. 699 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,280 Well, if he's not, I am. 700 00:42:34,313 --> 00:42:36,613 Good work, man. 701 00:42:36,647 --> 00:42:38,680 Oh-ho-ho. 702 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,913 Okay, okay, so, I'm impressed. 703 00:42:44,947 --> 00:42:46,413 But don't let them in on it. 704 00:42:46,447 --> 00:42:48,313 I got a rep to protect, you know? 705 00:42:48,347 --> 00:42:50,947 I know. Is jenko in? I want to debrief. 706 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:53,180 Debrief? Hanson, it's Friday night. 707 00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:54,213 So? 708 00:42:54,247 --> 00:42:56,547 So, nobody debriefs on Friday night. 709 00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,580 Why not? 710 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,080 Well, now, there, then, what did you do, 711 00:43:13,113 --> 00:43:15,147 win a field trip to grosse pointe? 712 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:17,880 Off duty. I'm trying to leave my work at the office. 713 00:43:17,913 --> 00:43:21,347 Yeah? Groovy. What you got in that box? 714 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:22,947 Oh. 715 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:25,913 Well, I figured maybe I can sit in with you guys for a set. 716 00:43:25,947 --> 00:43:28,947 You? You're gonna sit in with us? 717 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,247 - You? - Yeah, if you can keep up. 718 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,247 Say what?! Hey, don't strain yourself, bro.